Project TWO PERCENT
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| Project TWO PERCENT Player: @cobie | |
| Origin: | Technology |
| Archetype: | Blaster |
| Faction: | Hero |
| Personal Data | |
| Real Name: | Unknown |
| Known Aliases: | 2% |
| Species: | Corporate Sponsored Artificial Intelligence |
| Age: | Unknown |
| Height: | 5' 6" |
| Weight: | 300 lbs |
| Eye Color: | N/A |
| Hair Color: | N/A |
| Powers | |
| Primary Powerset: | Energy Blast |
| Secondary Powerset: | Ice Manipulation |
| Pool Powers: | Flight, Teleportation |
Biography
*KER-BOOM!*
Hey kids!
*SPLASH!*
Project TWO PERCENT® here!
*BLAMMO!*
Help your favorite ICE COLD MILK BLASTER© Hero fight the evil ways of MEAN DOCTOR MEALSKIP®, the criminals of this fair city and, of course, improper nutrition by starting your day off right with a balanced breakfast!
*SPLOOSH!*
Enjoy high in fiber, low sodium FROSTED LUCKY CRACKLE FROOT POPS Cereal® today!
*KER-BLAM!*
And kids, don't forget to ask Mom for that second glass of 2% milk to help build healthy teeth and strong bones!
*ZORCH!*
Mmm Mmm Mmm... TASTES LIKE ICE COLD JUSTICE!©
*KER-NADS!*
(Project TWO PERCENTŪ, MEAN DOCTOR MEALSKIP® and FROSTED LUCKY CRACKLE FROOT POPS Cereal® are registered trademarks of RATHER SPECIFIC MILLS, LLC. ©2008. All rights reserved. RATHER SPECIFIC MILLS, LLC does not recommend highly pressurized, ultracooled blast jet delivered milk products with cereal preparation. All attempts to do so are done at the consumer's own peril. Kids, ask your parents before deciphering legalese.)
Affiliations
Project TWO PERCENT is a member of the Champions of Breakfast? supergroup on the Virtue server. He is also the mascot of FROSTED LUCKY CRACKLE FROOT POPS Cereal for RATHER SPECIFIC MILLS, LLC.
Personality
2% is corporate schill through and through but he does it so earnestly. Completely ignorant of the gritty reality that exists outside of his marketing initiative/programming, Project TWO PERCENT is a cheerful and jolly addition in the fight against evil. He is enthusiastic not only about the brand he represents, but in encouraging healthy habits in children. Despite being as corny and transparently commercial, he sincerely endeavors to thwart the powers of evil (especially those that encourage bad nutrition).
Powers
Milk Blast
Outfitted with pneumatic propulsion technology, Project TWO PERCENT is capable of firing concentrated blasts of 2% fat homogenized bovine milk at his targets.
Ice Milk
Coupled with his blast jet rigging, 2% is equipped with rapid action ultracooling devices that allow him to negatively affect targets with super cooling effects like immobilizations or bludgeoning force.
Flight
The same propulsion setup 2% uses to fend off foes with highly pressurized dairy allows him the ability of self-sustained flight.
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Miscellaneous
Quotes
- "STAY CRISPY IN MILK©, $target!"
